I’m Chris Stout-Hazard.
I created this page not because I felt like writing about myself, but because I believe that every website requires such a page to provide background information.
You can intuit more than enough about me from that previous sentence.
This is a collection of (more or less) daily snapshots. I’m tired of having my photos spread all over, so I’ll break down and create the dreaded Tumblr. Ugh. I hate it. But I don’t feel like programming and managing yet-another-damn-website. I selected the least-offensive theme I could find, because…oh jeebus do I hate Tumblr.
Photos are all copyright MEEEEE, which I never would have given a crap about before. But, then, try having your images stolen and reposted a few thousand times and tell me if you’re still cool with it. So now I watermark stuff. Like a goddamn animal.
If you’re just desperate to do so, you can connect with me elsewhere.